Nerd graffiti:
University of Chicago B-level men’s bathroom:
The following is a transcription of all the numbered graffiti that makes up the (mostly) philosopher wordplay collection in the first stall of the B-level men’s room. 
1. You, Kant, always get what you want
2. But if Hume try sometime you get what you need
3. I can Berkeley follow these exchanges
4. You people need to be Locked up
5. Stop – you’re making my head spinoza
6. Yes, we should collectively agree to stop leaving these Marx on the stalls.
7. I Derrida you dorks to keep this up. I’m under no Deleuzeions about how stupid this is.
8. There are many Engels from which to view this (refers to #5)
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Nerd graffiti:

University of Chicago B-level men’s bathroom:

The following is a transcription of all the numbered graffiti that makes up the (mostly) philosopher wordplay collection in the first stall of the B-level men’s room. 

1. You, Kant, always get what you want

2. But if Hume try sometime you get what you need

3. I can Berkeley follow these exchanges

4. You people need to be Locked up

5. Stop – you’re making my head spinoza

6. Yes, we should collectively agree to stop leaving these Marx on the stalls.

7. I Derrida you dorks to keep this up. I’m under no Deleuzeions about how stupid this is.

8. There are many Engels from which to view this (refers to #5)

More here